What’s crazy is that not one person got reprimanded for this disaster.

9 points

Cable bukkake.

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Yup. Still porn, just a different kind.

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20 points

All those cables, and a stack of near empty 48 port switches just there in the rack lmao

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Those big beefy switches had been EoL for several years before they got decommed. The blue spaghetti is the result of migrating off of them. This room was bad before, but after… yeah, this is what happens when companies decide to have a dozen locations but fire all of the DC staff in most of them.

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14 points

Jokes in you thinking these would be many cables. It’s probably one long fibre optic cable used to store bits in-flight.

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8 points

What’s wild is that that’s actually a thing

https://youtu.be/wumluVRmxyA

At some point in the video they film a room they can’t go into because the SEC would need to be notified. The rack in the room has spools of fiber allocated to various financial institutions so they can have equidistant links for fair trading.

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5 points

The icing on the cake for me is the empty “Neat Patch” above the switches

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7 points

BDSM Cable Porn?

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3 points

Tentacle Cable Porn?

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7 points

I always dream I’m gonna make one of those neatly arranged cable porn displays. I get the spool of cat6, my crimpers, zip ties, etc, then about 20 minutes in I run into the one proprietary cable that’s way too long. I try to tuck away the excess and it never works well. Then all the power cables. Then I give up and basically get this

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2 points

power cables

PTSD intensifies

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4 points

Right? I’m convinced every time I see some ultra fancy network cabinet that they either have some fancy method of making iec 13 cables, a budget to buy a ton of cables in custom lengths (and the time to wait for them to ship), or (imo most likely) they’re hiding an absolute mess behind the nice part

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11 points

Electric Spaghetti

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