10 points

They want to look super scared and weak. Its how I see them when it takes that many fedbois for one dude.

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They’re treating him like he tried to blow up Gotham City when all he did was kill Lex Luthor.

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Nah, more like one of Luthor’s underlings. Andrew Witty would be more equivalent to Lex Luthor.

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It’s always worth the budget for this shot.

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So, given that 4 students is equal to 1 cop and that 1 CEO is more or less equal to 30 cop, We can say that a student is equal to 0.25 cop So a CEO is equal to 120 students live. As they have been around 70 victim to school shooting by year and around 300 school shooting for the last 3 years in the USA, we can deduct that the death of a CEO is around 2 year of school shooting combined (not taking into account the wounded) so around 600 school shooting.

Is my math correct?

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17 points

What color are the students?

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Depending on whether you mean Sandy Hook/Columbine type shootings or any shooting that involves any school property in any fashion then either mostly white or mostly black. If you’re averaging a school shooting a day, then you’re including any shooting involving school property so mostly black but also fewer students than you’d expect (a lot of “school shootings” are just gang violence that involves school property in some fashion and a surprising number are accidental discharge of a concealed carry that hits no one).

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17 points

This sounds like a cursed math question on a standardized test.

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16 points

On a possibly unrelated note. If you were with the NYPD, would you pull strings to be part of that escort? Just a shower thought.

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Oh yeah. Like I said in another post, they probably billed six hours of overtime for the ten minute walk. Cops love money just like most of us and they have all kinds of ways to make overtime and danger bonus pay and shit like that without actually working.

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that’s a trick question: pigs don’t shower

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Yeah, they just roll around in their own slop and shit, squealing in ecstasy.

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