28 points
Well yeah, no wonder she leaves if your logical deduction skills are that poor. The conclusion obviously doesn’t follow from the premise, even though it’s completely true.
31 points
Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one’s, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That’s like being afraid of vultures if you’re healthy.
7 points
And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?
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19 points
…Zavala, is that you?
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Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.
8 points
My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.
Omnomnom
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