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Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

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Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

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Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.

Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well

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Yeah, or not

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I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

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I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛

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they would have to have had a hell of a childhood

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Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in

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And what was the name of your first pet?

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The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2

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The cure was basic math

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84 points

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If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.

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15 points

Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

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Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.

You had been warned

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Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.

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I refuse to

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Let that sink in.

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Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol

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Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

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Born in '78, basically immortal

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Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off millennia ago.

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Many fell, some survive.

Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms

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I’m with you ‘brother’, albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!

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I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

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Everything you need is within a mile? Please accept me as your roommate. It takes me 20 minutes just to drive to the store, then 20 minutes to get home. I want a city.

Sorry I got stuck on the wrong part of that fantasy ;) I would also like to go flying.

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You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.

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There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.

And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.

I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.

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I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.

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I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks so young to me now. At 35, I forgot I wasnt 32

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This meme is from the future!

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Assuming we make it that far

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Huge assumption

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