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Praytell how old are you?

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Pray tell for what reason are you asking OP this?

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Because older people tend to flip it on and leave it on with no intention to change lanes or turn anywhere

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And use Snapchat too

And emoji

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Do you also hear a ticking sound? If so, the car just entered a SUICIDE BOMBING MODE. It’s on a timer to let you escape; follow the arrow for the nearest exit.

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Hmmm. I think it means somethings wrong with your speedometer. I mean it’s pointing directly at it.

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It’s pointing at 100 which is the minimum speed the car expects to be doing.

Really it’s just a gentle reminder if you’re not driving it right

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I think it means your speedometer is displaying double your actual speed. So you can go at a speed that the speedometer says is twice the speed limit, and you’ll actually be going at the speed limit.

Hope that helps 👍

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I followed your advice, now I’m sitting in jail. What did I do wrong?

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But if you don’t signal, how will the commoners know to make way?

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The blinkers should just engage the headlights blinking in a BMW.

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I thought that’s how BMWs already worked.

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“Don’t rightly care if they do.”

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Why are BMW owners all the exact fucking same worldwide?

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It’s the BMW way

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This is the way!

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It’s because BMW doesn’t top up the indicator fluid as standard during service.

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If you pay extra for the service, they will disable the lights for you.

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