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Literalist: The volume of the container is ~50% water.

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There’s no approximation in literalism! If that glass isn’t a beaker, you find the nearest means to measure and.go to town. I’ll accept 1 thumb length of water to ait at 1 thumb length minus the thickness of a bank card and driver’s licence…

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What’s in the uncharacterized volume?

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Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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Backyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I’ll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now … this is water right?

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a true engineer gets a mindworm and precisely calculates and trials the minimum size of glass needed to contain the liquid without spilling

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Bad Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Good Engineer: The glass is 66% full with a 25% safety margin.

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Real engineer: it’s full. Approximately 50% water, and the rest air.

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This glass has a safety factor of 2

Re: good engineer: this is the thing that frustrates me amount marketing/labeling for travel mugs or cookware; the listed capacity is the absolute brim capacity not the practical capacity. Want to put 16 oz in a 16 oz mug you’re gonna have to sip 3 ounces out first in order to put the lid on. Want to serve 2 qt soup? Gotta use the 3 qt pot.

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Yes!! So unbelievably annoying. Okay. Thank you. The total volume of this cylinder is 473ml. What the fuck can I use this for?! What I want you to tell me: total volume and total practical volume. Dumb af

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“The glass was built to the wrong specifications”

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Glass functioning as intended. Any deficiencies that arise are due to the failure of the customer to provide appropriate design parameters.

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Mechanic: The glass is not leaking. Returned to service.

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Not if you need to stir it.

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I thought the half full, half empty thing. Was about the flow of water. If you’re emptying the glass, at some point the glass will be half empty. If you fill the glass, at one point the glass will be half full.

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It’s a thought experiment with a static partly filled glass of water, it isn’t in a process. It is intended to show the different ways of describing the amount of water.

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My lab is pretty easy to guess, it’s either 18 MΩ water, 100% EtOH, or 16M HNO3. 66% chance it’s not acutely dangerous, not bad for a lab!

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16M HNO3? Wouldn’t that be fuming?

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It’s technically like 15.7M , it’s the highest concentration you can get before you hit fuming (~70wt% iirc). Although anything you do with it after makes it fume like crazy anyway.

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Sticky, Silky, and Danger Syrup! Sounds like a cool lab.

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People who call themselves realist tend to be pessimists.

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