128 points

Prion diseases. Accumulation of different substances, like mercury, lead, strontium-90, and, a new contender to the list: micro plastics. And you’ll want to have a look at a person’s medication and likely want to make sure they’ve been off of it for a few days before consuming their flesh.

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75 points

Prion diseases are scary shit and not to be fucked with.

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20 points

Yeah. Terrifying. Prion diseases are one of those things that I wish I had never learned about.

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54 points

Farm animals are legally allowed to eat actual plastic, not only microplastics. If you’re afraid of microplastics or accumulation of substances maybe don’t eat meat.

Legal limit of plastic in animal feed is 0.15% in the EU

A cow eats 25kg of dry food a day

25/100*0.15 = 0.0375kg = 37.5grams

A plastic bag weighs 6-8grams.

You are legally allowed to feed your cow 5 plastic bags a day (as a snack)

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21 points

Bioaccumulation concentrates more pollutants the higher up the food chain you go. It is part of why most meat we eat comes from vegetarian animals. The fish we eat are often predatory so common advice is the keep the smaller and younger ones that are still big enough to be worth filleting. You don’t actually want to eat a trophy sized fish because they’ve accumulated more pollutants. Trophy sized fish are better off being realsed, they are often good breeders and help keep healthy population numbers.

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11 points

Of course, something that eats cows that eat a shitton of plastic, will have even more plastic in it.

But that doesn’t mean that it’s healthy to eat an animal that has been fed (assuming they are slaughtered at 3 years, and ignoring the climate impact, the ethics of slaughtering an animal in its youth, etc)…

41 kg of plastic

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7 points

The cow can have a little bit of plastic. As a treat :)

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22 points

OK, mate, I have good news and bad news. The good news: we’re having a feast and you’re the guest of honour. The bad news: you need to stop taking your meds for a few days.

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14 points

Honestly all that toxic shit is in our food already. There’s a reason it accumulated in the “victim” too.

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42 points

The problem is bioaccumulation: taking in substances faster than you can metabolize and excrete them. Eating something that has already accumulated something is worse than accumulating it from the same original sources. That’s why you can do suicide by vitamin A poisoning by eating carnivore livers.

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6 points
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It’s also the case that when you’re eating plant-based foods, unlike meat and dairy products, you’re eating alpha- and beta-carotene and beta-cryptoxanthin, which your body can convert to Vitamin A and which don’t cause hypervitaminosis.

So if you’re just learning “Oh, shit, Vitamin A can poison me”, don’t let that hold you back from squash, yams, carrots etc.

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13 points

aren’t prion diseases usually just a thing for the brain? though I haven’t considered the medication aspect… I want to eat a human heart some day, any other things I’d need to consider? I guess I’ll just take the risk with the medications.

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19 points

Misfolded proteins can occur everywhere it’s just more fatal if it happens in the brain.

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15 points

While this is true, the main prion diseases that occur in humans do come specifically from neural matter.

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13 points

the free meds are just a bonus ;3

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13 points

the funny thing is I’m being entirely serious. I need a heart transplant and if I survive I want to turn my old heart into burgers and share them with my girlfriend and boyfriend.

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8 points

Did we just solve healthcare?

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9 points

aren’t prion diseases usually just a thing for the brain?

Don’t you want to eat the crispy thinking bacon? Your loss. Next thing you’re telling me you don’t want to eat the testicles …

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2 points

The steps are:

  • You ingest a prion.
  • This prion causes proteins to misfold in your digestive system, causing more prions
  • the spread of prions eventually reaches your brain, leading to a relatively fast mental decline.
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5 points

Kuru

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5 points

I don’t think that can be contracted unless you eat someone with it

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3 points

It’s a prion disease. I’m pretty sure it comes from eating the brain of someone who had it.

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107 points

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17 points

nomnom mlem :3 <3

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“How would you feel if someone ate your body?”

Would I be dead? I wouldn’t care then, how could I? Go ahead, make more use of the body.

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22 points

In survival situations I don’t see it as that much different than organ donation.

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20 points

As long as I was already dead when someone decides they want to eat it, I’m fine with that.

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10 points

Yeah, they’ll probably harvest your organs first so that process should kill you before they start eating.

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1 point

hell i’m fine so long as i’m not aware of it and 100% going to die anyways, though it’d probably be very worth it for their mental health to wait until i cark it…

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14 points

Dead bodies make for poor meat the longer it rests. Which is why people don’t really eat roadkill. Unless they are looking for brain worms like RFK.

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11 points

I know several people who will take roadkill if they can confirm the freshness by either witnessing the accident or knowing that the kill recently appeared. I myself almost took a deer once. It was a cold night and the deer wasn’t on the corner at midnight. But it was there at 6am while still cold outside. If I had the time and space id have likely brought it home to at least assess the meat.

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37 points

Endocannibalism - eating people from your own group -has been practised as a respectful part of funerial traditions by a handful of cultures across the world and may have been more widespread in prehistory.

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15 points

Tbf, that increases the risk of prion diseases.

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10 points

Yeah so has ritualistic rape of boys to instill them with manhood. Historical precedent does not infer a normative ethical framework in any direction.

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5 points

Once had an actual paedophile use that example as a reason it’s okay. Completely fucked up

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35 points
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idk man I think the mental gymnastics go the other way around here. You have to make a shit load of assumptions to consume human flesh safely and ethically:

  • the person being eaten consents to their body being eaten
  • the person has no family or each and every one of their relatives consents and is totally ok with their loved one’s body ending up in a casserole
  • the person has no diseases that can be transmitted by consuming some or all parts of their body: prion disease (brain), AIDS, hepatitis and loads other blood-transmitted illnesses, to name a few obvious ones
  • there are no drugs or medications in the person’s body that could be absorbed into your system (regurgitated meth, yummy!)
  • you have the means to effectively and safely process or cook the body yourself or we set up an entire new industry around mass human body consumption which sounds like the plot of a Stephen King novel tbh

As some have pointed out here, if eating human meat is your only available choice in an extreme life-or-death survival situation, it would have to do, but unless you also have the means to carve up and cook the body, you’re actually going to consume more energy digesting the raw flesh than what you’re getting in return. Humans make for rather poor food overall, that’s a fact. I would back this up with some evidence but I don’t feel like being put on a list for looking up the nutritional contents of human bodies lol

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19 points

I don’t care for cannibalism but the second bullet doesn’t sit right with me. I always wanted to be composted. My family will hate that, but I don’t think it’s their choice.

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Funerals are for the living, not the dead. I struggle to think of a good reason not to acquiesce to their wishes prior to dying, so as to make their grieving easier, given that yours will not matter at all then.

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3 points

Sure, that makes sense, but not everybody leaves a will behind or lets anybody know about their wishes when they die, out of ignorance, sudden death, there are a lot of reasons why you may die and haven’t told anyone what to do. Happens a lot with organ donors, for example.

In lieu of the deceased’s will, the relatives need to make a decision. And, IMHO, this whole cannibalism thing is a lot harder to wrap your head around than having your loved one’s organs harvested to save somebody else’s life, for example.

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14 points

the person has no family or each and every one of their relatives consents and is totally ok with their loved one’s body ending up in a casserole

Assuming your first condition is already met then nah, a person’s own wishes as regards their own body ought to supersede those of anyone else

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4 points

It already is the plot of a novel, and it’s by Augustina Bazterrica, not that hack Steve

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2 points

who said anything about ethics? om nom nom

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