She knows what she likes

I know a woman that utterly hates that elf dentist guy. She’s a lesbian though so maybe this lady is on to something. I need to understand the sexual energy at work here.

Is this who she means?

This guy clearly fucks.

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal vibes

OP’s mom right now

OPs mom is a man? I guess that shouldn’t be surprising in these changing times.

Kudos for correctly identifying him as a dentist.

What else would you identify him as?

I’m getting too fucking old, the fucking etymology on this is hurting my brain. I guess I grasp the concept, but wtf does a cake have to do with it. Why can’t you just say you find someone oddly attractive or w/e.

I feel like it might have been a typo of “case.”

Or maybe “take?” But yeah, “cake” being there briefly made me feel insane.

The “cake” is a literal cake, and the concept is printed pictures on sticks or straws that you put into the cake as you mention or explain the unconventional person. It’s just a “viral” online trend, a random fun thing friends do.

That sounds terribly inefficient.

‘Mum, I’ve got something really important but slightly complicated to tell you. Give me three days to do some shopping, design some graphics and build accessories with them on, then bake a cake 👍’

It’s for content. Not for coherence.

I think they meant “hear me out” crush

It’s a meme apparently. NerdyShades has the answer, but if you Google “hear me out cake”, Forbes has an article about it.

We’re all officially old!

I shouldn’t be surprised. This seems normal by “skibidi toilet” standards.

How old are you? Beef cake has been used to describe an attractive muscular male body for decades. Not that far-fetched to see the connection.

Yeh it was eye opening how far I have drifted from the zeitgeist when I had to decode so much additional context to even be able to parse the sentence let alone see the humour of it. Feelsbadman

I’m in trouble deep

They don’t get no sleep

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