From @nocontexttrek@mastodon.social
Oh, I forgot that this week is when we get an influx of “If you start X at Y time, Z will happen at midnight” posts.
MRW someone on Lemmy enters a thread to complain about others having fun:
Sorry! Wasn’t trying to complain, I literally just forgot that this type of post existed because they only show up for like a week before the new year.
If the cow’s tongue tastes as good while the cow is still alive as it does when it’s been cooked into taco meat, I wouldn’t mind kissing a cow. 🤷🏻♂️
Part of me wants to know if the author has deliberately set up the time to make it so anyone trying this would start their year very disappointed, but this is the internet, that would never happen … right?
Or at xx:49:35 and see if it’s right on the hour when it happens at any hour of the day
What a bovine moment, absolutely mootiful. A tail as old as time, just hope the moment isn’t seen as too horny or that they don’t milk it too much.
Captain’s log, Stardate 43153.7. We are departing the Lemmy instance. We leave behind a being capable of producing extraordinarily corny strings of puns. I am not certain if he should be praised or condemned. Only that he should be left alone.
Just to let you know my pronouns aren’t he. Thank you. Please feel free to use any neutral or feminine leaning pronouns instead.
Also, little-known fun fact: the cow is a full Lieutenant.
