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Be careful on New Year's Eve, fellas!(lemmy.wtf)

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tiramichu@lemm.ee
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This ends way too early, we need to see what things look like after!

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mkhopper@lemmy.world
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“Aaawww the motherfuckin’ bootleg fireworks shit!”

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shalafi@lemmy.world
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My daughter saw this over my should so I had to break motherfuckin’ bootleg fireworks.

LAW JESUS!

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fjordbasa@lemmy.world
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LORD REEKIS!

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Yokozuna@lemmy.world
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Oh man I forgot all about this, shit is too funny.

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gasgiant@lemmy.ml
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I know let’s wedge an enormous pile of fireworks under the end of this car and then light one about 8 feet away. What could go wrong with that…

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stoly@lemmy.world
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Remember that these people have driver’s licenses.

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gasgiant@lemmy.ml
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And breed. There’s a number of children there. So there’s only going to be more of them…

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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I no longer leave home on NYE. Too afraid of drunk drivers. That’s one of the benefits of aging. I don’t feel like I’m missing anything.

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Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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I start work at 0300. I began taking off on New Year’s day to avoid the drinks while I’m driving in.

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lath@lemmy.world
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So many amputations each year, yet dumbasses keep blowing themselves and others up.

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