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Unlimited and untraceable drones? No problem.

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The image on the right looks like the start of a hardcore porno

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That’s a still from a gay porn movie on the right, isn’t it?

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I hope so.

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Well gigachad supersoldiers can’t be killed if they never show up on the frontline.

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They’re so gigchad when Putin conscribes them, they say no and refuse to elaborate further.

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You only have to be average at your job on the left, to scare the shit out of the steroid/HGH addicts on the right. You can do so much in 8 hours. How many hours can they keep running?

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Most roidcakes have the stamina and endurance of a retired accountant who chainsmoked for their entire career.

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Right?! Those are far from ideal soldiers. I’m a 150lbs, when wet, but my 62-grain bullet will wreck any one of those men.

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Fair point. No soldier could spend enough time in the crappy post gym to look anything like that, even if there were no piss tests or weight tapes to avoid.

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Yeah but their abs can stop bullets. Which is why they don’t wear body armor. Does your drone operator have bulletproof abs? Didn’t think so.

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Can’t stop the artillery the drone operator calls in. At that point it doesn’t matter how muscular they are.

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