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You dissociate?(lemmy.world)

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kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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Shoot me a bm

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nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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poot poot

Pick up the fart phone

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TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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Gonna need fiber for that.

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aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.

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XIN@lemm.ee
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Stream of subconscious

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TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee
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The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

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Entropywins@lemmy.world
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Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?

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Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?

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SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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Septic tank =Honeypot?

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bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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Maybe that’s what the lyrics for Hash Pipe mean… 🤔

🎵You’ve got your problems,

I’ve got my Ass Wide (network) 🎵

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PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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Any network I join is a wide anal network

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SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light

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nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish

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ohellidk@sh.itjust.works
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I’m logged in rn.

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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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Begin the big download

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DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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I need more broadband because my upload is too big

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shneancy@lemmy.world
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there’s enough data in my bum i don’t want more

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Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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Err … I don’t think you want to download …

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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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You’re a tubgirl fan, I guess

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Botzo@lemmy.world
55 points

I never thought I’d feel so isolated on my septic system…

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nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.

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edric@lemm.ee
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Yours is like satellite internet.

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GluWu@lemm.ee
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Decentralized encrypting shitting

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St3alth@lemmy.ml
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But is it open source?

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