152 points

Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.

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Yeah. I got the magenta one years ago. I’ve been making Trump drop a fucking load on camera for awhile now.

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Can you make people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend

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As a student of history, it’s definitely possible and indeed a not insignificant number of people did just that.

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14 points

just Elon? What about Nigel Farage? pls?

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10 points

Doing god’s work.

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10 points

No gods or kings. Only poop.

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6 points

You’re nicer than I am. 24/7 if it were up to me.

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86 points

Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.

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26 points

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What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”

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17 points

Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.

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6 points

It’s our duty!

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5 points

What about the ones below the water line?

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9 points

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You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.

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Pink, you can control any situation with that.

You got some dude coming to attack you with a knife? Point finger guns at him and say “Poop”, they poop instantly stopping them in their tracks, confusing the ever loving fuck out of them… Then you do it again while they stare at you, slowly working out it’s you doing this.

You walk up to them as they slowly try to retreat from you, you hit them one more time and walk off into the distance, leaving him to try to get home without anyone noticing he pooped his pants, because who’s gonna believe him?

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He tries to run, but you slow-walk towards him, chanting “poop!” with every step. His pants are heavy, and blood starts to show through his jeans. “I’ll cut your guts out!” he helplessly bluffs. Soon, he crumples up and screams as his guts start emptying into the street; his denim is no longer able to hold the carnage. You see him lying dead at your feet.

You turn back towards the United Healthcare headquarters, and resume your march.

Now, it is finally time to see at what point explosive diarrhea is covered…

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What I want to know is, do I have control over consistency, force, and quantity? Is there a limit to the range for this power? Do I need line of sight or is it more of a “Death Note” thing? Can I cause defecation syncope? Can I make someone poop themself to death?

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So far it seems to be whatever they have going on already, you can modify force tho, but that has risks of its own… It seems that as long as I have some form of live visual of the person it works.

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So can I turn someone into a shit-gun?

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6 points

What happens when the tank is empty?

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Insides become outsides, but it takes a while for that to happen, people are full of shit.

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Why would anyone choose anything but the magenta one?

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33 points

I cast Power Word: “SHIT YOURSELF”

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9 points

Because you have the soul of a puppy and you can’t imagine harming another?

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22 points

Screw that! I wanna make boom boom in others pants!

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7 points

I’d take blue maybe, I could use a friend 🥲

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We’ll all be your friend here. We just have to avoid all things that could potentially cause strife, because we are on the .world server, after all. No real discussions, no delving into topics that unnerve cowardly mods. Everything is surface level and calm, just like any casual… friendship… without feeling…

You took the blue pill already, didn’t you?

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If blue is not already the case (I would question how they became your crush) that seems like a good option. Otherwise pink is the only useful one.

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The older you get the more your going to want that poop command to use on yourself.

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Sorry, it’s kinda like a presidential pardon.

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shit

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Make me!

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