By Paul Noth, from The New Yorker
Pretty sure witchcraft was pretty much just women brewing beer, which was a thing mainly women did back in the day: https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/bubbling-brews-broomsticks-021539
They happened to wear pointy witch-like hats and employ children to do some of the labor too.
Maybe because Becky keeps adding poison?
They say it’s men vs. women, I say it’s Weber grill vs. cauldron.
Where does one get a cauldron, anyway? Is there a cauldron guy? Who has a cauldron guy?
I’m not sure ifyou’re serious, but Townsends sell cookware that is very similar to a cauldron: https://www.townsends.us/collections/pots-pans
I was joking. Those are pretty cool, but I meant the big old stereotypical type like in the cartoon. That’s Hansel and Gretel capacity right there.
I love that this conversation is taking place between the school librarian and the substitute teachers
See here Becky, nobody calls boiling soup “barbequing”. When I come outside to boil some stew we’ll call it witchcraft, savvy?