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How old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.

You never want to be the person who sharts themselves.

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A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭

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“Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)

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The bigger, the better. Make sure to push really hard when one comes! You’ll be surprised what comes next!

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Now that’s some clickbait I can get behind

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Have you tried standing on your head? It’s not going to help your gas issue but have you tried it?

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How do you get your feet on your head?

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Portals

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As I get older, I noticed that around 50% of the time, if I have a slight headache, or don’t feel right or comfy for no reason (i.e. not sick), it’s because I need to poop. Even if I thought I was done for the day, sometimes there’s just some that remains that when I go for that last round, I’m suddenly 100% feeling ok and fresh.

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Even if I thought I was done for the day

Interesting, never a thought I’ve had… hmm, you make me wanna try keeping a journal for a week

(You know, a journal, a diarrhy)

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