That won’t happen though because global warming is a myth, and the earth is 6K years old and static.
Wait, why is my house floating away? Why didn’t anyone warn us?!
Please ocean, stop taking our towns /s
There’s only one thing to do…
BOMB THE OCEAN INTO SUBMISSION!
It will regret the day it messed with FREEDOM!
Yes.
That’s not an opinion, that’s a question