There used to be this person i would see all over town. By town, I mean large city. I would see them in parks and even in friends apt complex parking lots. The last time, my friends saw them too, so i know i wasnt just crazy. They would be dressed, head to toe, like a white, or maybe light blue, bird. They would wear a one piece leotard, that covered thier hair / head and feet, and had feathered wings and maybe shoulders and head? Distinctly a bird, though. They would be like meditating, with thier arms outstretched up toward the sky, perfectly still. It started freaking me out cause I’d see them so much, just standing there, like a statue. Did I have a stalker? Was a bird person cult? Was it an art project? I had all these questions. I felt mildly harassed by this.

I want this to be the next mystery drone scare, the next spooky clown sightings, the next run of monolith discoveries.

We need to not just make dozens of dinosaur costumes but dinos in cocktail dresses and boobs. And then get them to hang out in red light areas long enough for candid snapshots.

We can do this!

Clever girls…

Those just argonian maids in their leisure time, living the life.

They’re lot lizards, not dinosaurs.