20 points
Make a beeline for the location of a billionaire CEO.
4 points
I’ve always been on about this! A suicial assassin is an unstoppable force. A man that has nothing to lose is a dangerous one. Two bullets n’ a gun, you’re taking someone with you to hell. They can’t question you, sentance you, shame you, and if you killed some popular enough guy you’ll go down in history. If you’re client has the capacity they can even pay your family.
11 points
Procrastinate while doom scrolling
5 points
9 points
Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
2 points
1 point
1 point
When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
2 points
The secret ingredient… is #Crime 😎
What are they gonna do? Kill me?
8 points
Go blow myself up at some politician
1 point
1 point
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