We will have a manned mission to mars within two years! Full self driving this year! This will bank the unbanked! Wait, sorry different guys. ;)
And people who keep repeating this dumb shit probably visit 50 .com’s a day…
The dotcom bubble didn’t rid us of dotcoms. Neither will the AI “bubble”.
The dotcom bubble didn’t rid us of dotcoms.
wait… is your definition of dotcom any corporation that owns a .com TLD domain? that’s so fucking precious, I love it
Ironically so far it looks like it is capable to replace execs.
This isn’t stopping execs from laying workers off in droves and mandating AI replacements.
We’ll destroy the environment and ruin the economy, but for 1 month you’ll have amazing profits while you don’t have to pay wages!
What if we just fire all the employees except the CEO? Just hear me out.
No expenses. In fact sell the office buildings too.
Why stop before the ceo, fully automated cishet planetary chatgpt capitalism!
Zuckerfucker is on it already, soon instagram and facebook will be nothing but AIs posting
Or they’ll be “AGI” — A Guy Instead.
Lol. This is perfect. Can we please adopt this everywhere.
As for the OpenAI statement… it’s interesting how it starts with “We are now confident […]” to make people think “ooh now comes the real stuff”… but then it quickly makes a sharp turn towards weasel words: “We believe that […] we may see […]” . I guess the idea is that the confidence from the first part is supposed to carry over to the second, while retaining a way to later say “look, we didn’t promise anything for 2025”. But then again, maybe I’m ascribing too much thoughtfulness here, when actually they just throw out random bullshit, just like their “AI”.
the important point is for Sam not to make any statement that wouldn’t qualify as forward-looking statements. This helps dodge the SEC busting them for lying to investors, like Theranos and FTX.