258 points

Pinching off a leaf seems icky, but fallen leaves are fair game.

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105 points

You sound like you steal from the forest. Abhorrent thief.

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Abhorrent Arbor-ent thief.

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15 points

This comment is an aberration.

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4 points

I’m not the most familiar with entkind, but are there non arbor ent? Are the entwives something else? Cacti?

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35 points

I usually take the floor leaves and tuck them into a plant or two I actually buy. That way I’m still paying for something and I might get some freebies if I can get the extra leaves to grow but it’s not guaranteed. I probably wouldn’t do this at a local store tho, just the big box stores.

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9 points

bUt tHE MuLCh

(this is a non-argument unless people are taking literally every other leaf)

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7 points

I’m pinching off a leaf right now.

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-5 points

fallen leaves are fair game

I don’t think it works like that. It’s like taking something that’s dropped but usable from the shop floor. They might just sweep it to garbage but they probably aren’t allowing you to take it anyway.

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3 points

Depending on the shop, they might also be picking up and propagating fallen leaves as well.

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2 points

That’s true

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166 points

I wasn’t thinking about it before, but I’m thinking about it now.

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34 points

Already done it.

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134 points
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Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent leaf?

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76 points

This is democracy manifest.

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52 points

This gentleman touched my fruits!

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36 points

I see you know your topiary well.

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12 points

Without a subscription? Yes.

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129 points

It’s not theft, it’s basically dumpster diving for living things. Living things that can grow in dirt with some water. They just see lost profit not an actual product loss.

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41 points

I’ll say if this is a family run place - it’s still a dick move. If it’s Lowes, Home Depot, or Menards, eh who cares.

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18 points

Depends. If you weren’t going to buy it anyway, it doesn’t cost them anything. And if you’re grabbing a fallen leaf hoping for something, it seems like you aren’t all that interested anyway.

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26 points

Just to add some context, succulents are ridiculously easy to propagate from a fallen leaf. You literally just put them somewhere until they sprout roots and stick that in a pot. Takes a week, two max. That said, succulents also take years to mature. Your little sprouted leaf is going to stay small for about 2 years and by 4 or 5 it’ll look decent. So it may be “theft”, but by the time you’ve gotten a plant that’s on par with the one you got a leaf from, years will have passed and you’ll have likely spent money on pots, soil, and fertilizer from the same store you “stole” from. It’s like pinching a small bottle of paint from a craft store then turning around and spending $100 on canvasses and brushes

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2 points

If you weren’t going to buy it anyway

That can get into rationalization territory.

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5 points

I only know about Menards because of random factoids, references, and memes. Frankly speaking I have just found out they have plants and are maybe a hardware store.

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1 point

They’re like a hardware store that has plants, couches, mattresses, food, all sorts of stuff. It’s wild.

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1 point

Nah, you’re getting a leaf, not a full plant. A leaf is fucking worthless. If the leaves had value, they would sell them.

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11 points

Pretty sure some people believe that dumpster diving is theft too

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6 points

Not really. When you pirate a movie you get the whole thing. Just as if you paid for it.

A succulent leaf, however, needs years to become the size of an actual plant they would sell.

It’s even less damaging than pirating.

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7 points

need years

so it’s the same torrenting a movie in 4K that has only a single seeder and their connection is really poor

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1 point

It’s not theft, it’s basically dumpster diving for living things.

That’s often not allowed either

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100 points

YOU’RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you’re a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn’t. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

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Are we talking about the 450 square meter store that looks like an industrial warehouse, or the 12 square meter handcrafted-everything boutique?

Cause if it’s the former, I didn’t see you shoplift a whole ass plant and if it’s the latter and I see you clip the tiniest part of a plant, I’m calling you out loudly.

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It’s a dick move to pinch leaves if for no other reason that someone else may want to buy that plant, and you’re damaging it. Enough people do it, it’s a dead plant.

Leaves fallen to the floor? Boutique or not, fair game. If you’re willing to propagate from a leaf, you’re probably not going to be buying whole plants anyway, and it doesn’t hurt the store.

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Imagine going to the hardware store and someone calls it a fucking “boutique”. It’s just Ace Hardware, calm down. Robert, the guy with the nose ring over there, didn’t really craft that screwdriver by hand, either. Fuckin’ liar. Yeah I’m talking about you, the fuck you gonna do about it? Next time I see you explaining how you ‘create lightbulbs with love’, I’m lighting your car on fire. Don’t think I won’t!

Anyway, what were we - oh yeah. Ace Hardware. Now impeccably posh, I guess.

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Imagine going to the hardware store and someone calls it a fucking “boutique”.

No one ever did that, they’re talking about a garden center you know where you get plants a hardware store is where you get bits of wood, some spare drain pipe and fork handles.

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9 points

Trust me. Don’t take cuttings from the boutique flower shop.

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5 points

What Ace hardware? We don’t have those in my country.

There’s exactly two types of flower stores I see around here. The gigantic chains where everything is sterile and the tiny boutiques where either the owner is the only employee, or maybe they have like 1-2 extra employees so they can stay open more than 5x8 and actually take vacations. And yeah, some hardware stores also have flowers, but I’d categorize those together with the former.

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I mean if you’re pinching a leaf then that’s not in the dubious territory, that’s just straight up stealing. And it’s not like someone is stealing fucking plant leaves to stave off starvation lol

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