While the idea of some dude desperately trying to crank one out to chibi 3D Tifa is funny the bit where he talks about jerking off in the arcade makes me think this guy might’ve been an actual public menace
Wait till this person discovers porn games.
This has shades of the “no man can kill me” copypasta
26 points
90% chance it was a terrible bit
the 10% haunts me
It reads to me like the authentic scribblings of a real authentic pervert from a bygone age
We need someone to travel back in time and prevent gooners from becoming such a plague today.
15 points
Video games were a mistake
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