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Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this.)

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Welp, time to start the thread with fresh Awful for everyone to regret:

r/phenotypes

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Really? Right in the front of the clean new thread?

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Extremely simplistic drawing of a somewhat sad looking person. Drawn by the artist ‘flork of crows’[sic]. Reference to the ‘Really? Right In Front Of My X?’ meme

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Thanks, I hate it.

Many of these threads are made in good faith and out of curiousity, but often times the comments become filled with hatred, ignorance, and trolling.

You don’t say.

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Computer understanders, click this link for some psychic damage! :D (aside: I tried to upload this as an image but it didn’t work)

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ow.

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huh, pict-rs has been acting up a lot lately. I’m gonna give the whole node a quick reboot later and see if that fixes things

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Coiners are terminally brain poisoned by financialization of everything. HTTP represented by three payment processors (and I don’t even know if paying with Google or Apple pay involves HTTP but whatever).

Yet the money protocol is Bitcoin, apparently.

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10 points

here you go

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Ah, so Google Search runs on UDP, interesting, that must be why it’s so unreliable now.

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HTTP: famous for doing Google pay, Apple Pay, PayPal, and nothing else. no other use has been found for http

(also, FTP! as indicated by these apps that famously don’t use or support it!)

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12 of the most valuable protocols on earth!

Counting like a chatbot.

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my pants are an anti-embarrassment protocol

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The fact that DNS is “Domain Name Protocol” rather than the actual acronym (Domain Name System) is baffling and maddening.

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Read a rumor that zuck’s marriage is falling apart, which scans.

A second divorced man is about to hit the tower.

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@o7___o7 @blakestacey

This does have “Divorced Dad” vibes tbh

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i wonder where his roman empire fascination fits the pattern? also, who’s next, maybe thiel?

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my first thought on hearing the same was “if this is what he’s like in public, imagine what it’s like at home”

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He has two sisters, and one of them wrote a book about the manosphere/redpill (from a non rw way) shit in 2018. So fam gatherings will be wild.

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Does creating a cover of Get Low called “Z-Pain” for your wife, or commissioning the creation of a giant green statue for your wife strike you as the sorts of things someone in an unhealthy marriage would do? I think not!

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I wish that men would go to therapy instead of going full fascist. Fuck this whole society. The West cannot fall sooner.

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nasb, it warms my cold diamond heart to continue seeing instances of people going “oh, yeah, uh… actually, no, fuck that shit. we’ll do it ourselves” in response to broadcom’s attempt to Raise Revenue Through Product Capture

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MDN has fucking ads now???

(also, image uploads are back, weird how pict-rs sometimes just shits the bed)

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a fucking “ads by Mozilla” banner at the top of mdn web docs advertising mongodb’s LLM of all fucking things

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that tracks

it’s one of their best places to start boiling the frog

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mdn’s only job is to be better than w3schools but here comes Mozilla removing the value from another one of their own projects

also not pictured: there was a fucking side banner ad I didn’t feel like screenshotting too, of course

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holy fuck I just realized the diabolical part of this horseshit:

I only know about the mdn ads cause my development browser doesn’t have an adblocker as a matter of practice (which I’m very quickly considering revising)

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After this post I went back and read all the fallout from when they added and subsequently “paused” AI Explain and it was as entertaining as I remember (1, 2, 3, 4, 5).

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xD oh what a delight, the one thing missing from the complete gobshite of a “database” that Mongo is was an AI to mangle your queries

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Well, it’s still doing so for myself as I don’t see any image.

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shit. anything interesting in the network tab of your dev tools, if available?

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Not sure where I’m supposed to look for that tbh.

Other images are fine, weirdly enough, just not that one.

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Method: GET
Domain: awful.systems
File: 4ad24dq16-b1c0-4c48-fcb14eab5266.jpeg
Initiator: img
Type: x-unknown-content-type
Transferred: Service Worker
Size: 0 B

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