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Anon remembers kindergarten(lemmy.world)

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dumbass@leminal.space
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I really want this to be fake and gay.

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RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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Anything can be fake and gay as long as you post “fake and gay” first in the replies.

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Mac@mander.xyz
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However tbh, this is the least fake and gay 4Chan post I’ve read since RIP EB.

I feel for OP.

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toynbee@lemmy.world
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What is RIP EB?

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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I’ll take the plunge and try:

  • fake: got nothin’
  • gay: OP wasn’t old enough to have sexual feelings, so this experience likely turned them off relationships w/ women

I feel bad for OP. If this story is fake, good job sir or ma’am, you have the makings of a great author.

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kabi@lemm.ee
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One day she starts coming in a wheelchair

Read this and I knew I should stop. I should have stopped.

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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I bet that little girl felt so loved by anon, and died more happy having had him in her life than without. I can’t think of a better way to live and to die.

Live your life so that there is someone out there that will never feel alone even when shit is really bad, and die knowing that someone out there loves you so much and will miss you when you’re gone.

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AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml
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I really hope this one is fake. That’s sad as hell

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Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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Fake or not for OP, that’s stuff that does happen

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