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There’s no way he topped an ostrich…

If anything, the ostrich fucked him…

And it was ashamed afterward…

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I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

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We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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How are ya now?

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Good n you?

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Not s’bad.

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Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

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Dead ostriches need loving too.

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Yew!

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I heard it was a sick ostrich

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I heard it was a dead ostrich.

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Allegedly.

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I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

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Folks’ll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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At least

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It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

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Allegedly

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Or dead?

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He’s a billionaire, I’m sure he could hire a couple people to help.

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How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

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Ah but that’s why he’s doing BJJ.

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The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

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Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

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