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Can’t wait to see an indie film about a small town Nebraska story shot in sepia because it’s south of the border.

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About that, how come Canada doesn’t have a cold blue colored filter?

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Wouldn’t theirs also be sepia? You know. Maple syrup shaded.

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16 points

Mapia.

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I bet Canada does have a blue or grey filter in many American movies, filmmakers often use blueish filters in snowy scenes.

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5 points

Happy cake day!

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is it? oh well thank you ! I think I have some left in the fridge too, i’ll have some.

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Nebraska story shot in sepia because it’s south of the border.

It’s not though? Unless the map was changed between when you posted your comment and the one I’m seeing now.

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6 points

I think they confused Nebraska and Kansas?

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11 points

America has too many states.

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6 points

Nebraska is north of the border.

You may have mixed it up with El Kansas.

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Cansas

You have to adjust the spelling a bit. Eg. we spell it Corea not Korea. lol
(Funnily enough, “cansas” means “you’re tiring” in Spanish as in “¡Ahh, cómo cansas!”)

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One generation later, none of the Americans remained. Having been removed from its threat for so long, they lacked the necessary defenses to protect them from the devastation of Kinder Surprise eggs.

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While I would honestly prefer this to our current situation, I vote we Europeanize things instead. Single continent North American Union, but instead of 3 meganations, we instead go fully independent for each state in the us and Mexico, and each province in Canada. But with free travel between the new, much smaller nations. Let’s see how fast these conservative ass states who love to boast about their fucking fiscal responsibility last before collapsing and getting a bailout that requires they start offering fucking healthcare.

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I have my doubts that a Republic of Sinaloa and the Grand Dutchy of Jalisco are going to work out.

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There would likely need to be some reordering in the build up to The Great Dissolution and New Unionization

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Good idea, only a tiny correction: North America goes down to Panama and includes the Caribbean.

But the EU doesn’t include all of Europe as well, so ¯\⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Keep Ohio independent, like a fucked up Switzerland

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Honestly, I think Mexico has a better chance cleaning up the cartels than the US have cleaning up, well… Anything.

If Mexico does that, this map looks pretty good

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Without America, cartels don’t have income.

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Or guns. :/ There’s literally one single gun store in Guadalajara for reference.

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We have 4 in a town of 170k… Not including pawn shops.

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Is there some way we can ensure Ohio goes to Mexico?

btw, am in Michigan.

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Hell no. Or rather I should say: ni cuando el infierno se congele.

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