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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions(theonion.com)

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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Are we actually opting, or we just broke?

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WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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I mean there was that one time in college, but we’ve all done a little experimenting, right?

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AmidFuror@fedia.io
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Sounds like revenue loss but not market share loss. The whole market would be shrinking.

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