45 points

Who tf out here just eating loose, unwrapped ice cream bars from a work freezer?

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9 points

I guess it wouldn’t be hard to carefully unwrap it and then put the soaped ice cream back in the wrapper. I don’t think an office food thief will be too observant.

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16 points

im almost dissapointed, that this hasnt been an issue yet where i work.

i like (by european standarts at least)
rather spicy food.

it would certainly be entertaining if somebody where to steal the wrong lunch from me.

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Do be careful. In the US (and I’d imagine must of Europe, but don’t know) it is illegal to boobytrap. Which (again US) has been upheld up include putting knowing harmful ingredients in food you expected to get stolen. Spicy food you intend to eat yourself is fine, but spicy food you don’t intend to eat yourself may go over the line.

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9 points

Develop a poison immunity and fuck everyone up

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3 points

Once youre eating Carolina reapers for the flavor, youre already there.

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7 points

How is spicy food a boobytrap?

Also, as much as I dislike spicy food myself, how is it harmful? Are all Mexican restaurants illegal?

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Haha, fair. I do think there’s a difference in putting ghost peppers in a hot sauce vs putting them in a tub of ice cream. And only one is those is a good prank. Especially if it turns out the theif has an allergy to your peak ingredient (or claims they do).

I’m not saying you will get in trouble, just be careful.

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4 points

For someone to actually be harmed from biting into soap, they’d have to actually swallow it. I’d think nobody in their right mind would actually swallow soap, unless by chance they don’t have a sense of taste and smell.

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7 points

Just make a cilantro bar. There’s a chance it’ll be soap to them anyway

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of course id only bring food that i intend to eat,
im far to gluttonous to waste food on a prank.

i just naturally eat food that is far more spicy than what my coworkers could handle.

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15 points

Would be interesting for parents with kids that keep sneaking treats from the freezer despite multiple warnings…

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thats child abuse

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14 points

The best kind tho

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12 points

ITT: people who steal food crying about their victims boobytrapping food.

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8 points

I hate how it is illegal in American laws to defend yourself from thieves in some cases. The liability concept is weird.

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