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“I’m baby”

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Is she trying to say “I am, baby”? Do people abbreviate like that?

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I think the “I’m baby” is the result of using voice to text while she’s in the car on the way home. I don’t think she’s crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.

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Yeah I know. She’s probably freaking out if her mind and just trying to focus on getting home to her daughter.

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She used apple intelligence

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I’ve

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I’ve2

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I was thinking “I’m busy”?

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8 points

Autocorrect does.

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When there’s an intruder in their home with their child, yeah

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5 points

Why should not I?

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K

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She’s certainly no parent.

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Mom too busy edging to reply properly

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To the top with this one

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K

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I’m baby

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26 points

Gooning takes priority, no matter what

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I’m baby

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Probably meant “I am, baby” as in on her way home.

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This is the generous interpretation and the one I’m picking. Seems like a stressful situation for all, so a lot can be forgiven.

I can even understand “k” as response. What can mum do except give the kid, and mum, space to solve the problem? “I understand, I’m calling the police now” or just call the police. One saves time, one wastes it.

I could even understand it being a “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit” response. Executive function is gone, here’s a “k” while I melt.

Lots of room here before jumping to mum being the worst person in the world.

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Ain’t never seen someone from @lemmynsfw.com in the wild lol but u r beautiful

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I just thought it was an autocorrect from “I’m busy” tbh. Hoping you’re right

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K

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I’m Baby K, an Italian singer.

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He is inside mom

The burglar is a pedo

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Is this one of those subs where pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged?

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I feel like you’re asking that because you have an absolute zinger ready to go but you’re not sure how it’ll be received.

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Dont know. But as jokes go it’s as tired and bad as blackface and “gay best friend” in RomComs

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pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged

yes

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No, he’s inside mom. Sounds like the kids are safe from this milfhunter.

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Yes, That was the joke

Because the mom said “I’m baby”

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Mom cares about her kid’s safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it’s worth it when she still can’t get ‘hear’ right

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they both have terrible spelling though

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The girl is probably absolutetly shitting herself and is full of adrenaline, I think we can forgive that typo lol.

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So is the mom. She is obviously rushing home texting while driving

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I mean yeah fair enough

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“K”

“I’m baby”?

Did she mean “I’m busy”?

If so this is messed up.

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I thought maybe it’s “I am, baby”

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yeah, auto correct too “i m baby” and made it I’m baby

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Ahh… That clears it up.

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Hope so. That would be far better.

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4 points

Me too, I hope

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I’m guessing it’s supposed to be “I am, baby” (in response to ‘are you coming home’) but written in a panicked haste.

Anyone thinking she’d have the time or calm to properly spell check before sending when her kid’s in danger is delusional.

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Hopefully she was rushing home - maybe driving? - and couldn’t text well?

“K”, and “I am baby”?

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She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.

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