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Anon has their dream job(sh.itjust.works)

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Bobby Turkalino@lemmy.yachts
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Except in real life, smoke grenades are actually pretty slow so it’d be more like a pffffff

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groet@infosec.pub
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You also dont throw them at your enemies. Replacing “smoke” with “flash” works wqy better

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Farid@startrek.website
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Are smoke grenades multi-use?

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rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works
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not unless you make them yourself, but i wouldn’t recommend trying to make multi-use smoke grenades

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Farid@startrek.website
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Noted. I will not.

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1SimpleTailor@startrek.website
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No. Anon died doing what he loved.

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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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Babe, my fuse is perfectly measured, it’s normal I can’t contain myself for longer.

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stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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what a terrible day to be able to read

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Akasazh@feddit.nl
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I like smoking too.

I don’t anymore, but I still like it.

I’m become the inverse Mitch Hedberg.

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