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Just make deposing CEOs legal, problem solved

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wonder whod get the biggest team together, probably elon? ☺️

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We frame it as an “alpha male survival program”. That would definitely, at the very least, get Zuck and Elon.

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We do Squid Game, but instead of killing them, when they lose, they lose all their assets, have their identity changed, and get major plastic surgery to the point of being unrecognizable, so they can’t get rich again, because the connections they made won’t recognize them.

They’d probably then do the deed themselves, as becoming working class truly is a fate worse than death for them.

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I’m shocked that we don’t have more terminally-ill super soldiers going out in style.

Someone should green light a Bucket List/Day of the Jackal hybrid story to radicalize our terminally ill into action.

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Terminally-ill people usually highly value the time they have left and don’t want to waste them in jail or in a courtroom.

Or they are already is such a bad condition that prevents them from carrying out assassinations.

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Luigi came so close to getting away with it. 99% perfect opsec.

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Yeah keeping your fake IDs and the murder weapon on you a week later, and taking your mask off to flirt with a secretary is totally perfect opsec :)

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It’ll be interesting to read the indictment

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https://www.justice.gov/d9/2024-12/signed_complaint_mangione.pdf

No rocket science here they just tracked him on camera. if he had changed clothes in the park and put the bag inside of another bag they wouldn’t have gotten him

Still I wouldn’t call carrying the weapon with a confession a 1% opsec slip

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Luigi is innocent

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I was really hoping there’d be at least one copycat. There’s still time I guess

I’d put a disclaimer for the to be monitored.

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