163 points

You can’t cancel your reservation within 24 hours. You can rebook it. Okay, rebook it for one week out. Call back a day later, cancel.

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Why wait the extra day, Just do it in the same call. They don’t get paid enough to give a shit. And if they do, you technically haven’t broken any rules.

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18 points

Yeah, I’m Canadian. Thus, non-confrontational by nature. Now, If I was answering a call and someone did that, I’d let them get away with it, 100%.

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9 points

Managers audit those calls. Source: I’ve worked in three call centers.

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1 point

And why should the customer care?

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106 points

My brother-in-law didn’t want to carry his jacket around at Disney World, and he didn’t want to get a locker for it, so he had his dad turn it in to lost and found. At the end of the day, before leaving the park, he picked it back up.

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Somebody else could’ve taken that.

The lost and found at my school sometimes gathers interest on some items. Umbrella on a rainy day got 4 people claiming it’s theirs. But a golden chain is still winning at 8 people claiming it as theirs.

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21 points

That’s why you hide the item and get the person claiming it’s theirs to tell you a piece of identifying information about the item so they can prove it’s theirs.

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Welp, my school just sends everyone pictures of the items and waits who claims it.

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4 points

That just sounds like a flea market.

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Ingenius! Even more ingenious: every time you leave go to lost and found and pick up a free random jacket.

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105 points

Don’t be a dick to service workers. Your entire life will be better.

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Not really “loophole”, more like common sense

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26 points

Or basic manners. Although, if you want to consider basic manners a loophole, I’m okay with that. It doesn’t matter how you get there.

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But a service worker knows lots of loopholes, and they can help you take advantage of them or choose not to bring it up if you’re treating them badly.

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This isn’t a loophole–just how any decent human being should behave.

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I think working retail should be a mandatory thing like how military service is mandatory in some countries.

Everyone should have to serve their time doing retail so that they can have a bit of empathy

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Alright, so, in Texas you’re not allowed to own an opossum as a pet. There is no license for owning a pet opossum (they’re “fur-bearing animals”). However, there is a license that’ll let you kill opossums for their fur. Furthermore, said license allows you to trap them. The interesting part is that there’s no legal requirement for you to actually kill the opossum if you trap one. You can trap the opossum and take possession of it for however long you like.

So basically a hunting license (might have been a trapping license?) lets you effectively own an opossum as a pet in Texas!

Edit: also, yes, opossums are as soft as they look, which is why people used to hunt them for their fur. I got a chance to pet one and it was about as soft, if not softer, than a cat. Also very boney, like cats.

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I kinda get the impression they bite, a lot.

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I grew up in FL and had a “pet” opossum for a while. Her mom was hit by car when she was a baby and she crawled up to our front door during a rain storm. My mom was heart broken when she realized what happened so she let us keep her till she was old enough to be released. She was super cuddly and would crawl up on your neck and lick your hair. We partially potty trained her using dog pee pads. The only down side is she liked to borough in our couch so we had to move the couch often and clean it out.

Once she was an adult we would let her out at night when other opossums in the neighborhood were around. She usually came back in the morning and would eat a bunch of food. One day she didn’t come back so I hope she integrated with the local opossums and lived a happy life.

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they hiss and act like a bad ass but they are naturally bug eaters, not a lot of fight in them

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I’ve never hung out with one, but they were common in my neighborhood growing up and they were honestly pretty nonviolent. They just play dead instead of aggressing , but I also never pushed them to interact

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Nope, they’re mostly all bark, no bite. You have to actually harass them to get them to bite you, even if they’re showing their teeth. Their bite strength is one of the lowest among mammals too. That said, supposedly their teeth are actually really sharp.

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They like to show their teeth but they don’t like to bite

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My friend has one and nope, no biting! He pretends he’s a raccoon (she had a herd of raccoons as well)

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I’ve pet a lot of opossums. Not been bit by one… But those teeth are scary.

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An ‘exploit’ along somewhat similar lines works for having a cat (or dog) as a pet in Waahington State:

Tons of apartments or rented out rooms of houses will say that they do not allow cats.

Basically, if you can go to a therapist, counselor, paychologist and tell them hey I really love my cat, he/she cheers me up when I’m down, I’d definitely become depressed if he/she ever ran away or I had to part ways with him/her…

Now this cat is your registered emotional support animal.

This costs you nothing beyond the normal cost of visiting your mental health specialist.

By law, it doesn’t matter what a landlord’s stance on allowing cats (or dogs) is, if it is officially your emotional support animal, it can live with you, and the landlord is legally barred from charging you a pet deposit or monthly pet rent/fee.

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60 points

Jury nullification.

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25 points

Deny defend depose.

I’m on some watch list now.

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