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Anon picks up some food for his family(sh.itjust.works)

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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intensely_human@lemm.ee
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World wide web link for those lacking a wrestling browser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0En8mOEDM

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Krauerking@lemy.lol
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So weird. Is YouTube trying to make their own world wide something that isn’t a web to connect people?

Cause that link worked for me.

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scholar@lemmy.world
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Large companies often register common misspellings of their domain, www being a subdomain makes it even easier

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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What browser are you using? The WWE link doesn’t work for me, but I’m using FireFox and wondering if perhaps Chrome automatically fixes the URL.

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Sergio@slrpnk.net
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That’s an awesome skit. I heard a rumor that Jordan Peele was considering making a whole movie about that Wendell character.

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festnt@sh.itjust.works
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fake: anon goes outside

and gay: he has fantasies of loving another male (immaginary son)

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pigup@lemmy.world
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OP 's car:

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magnetosphere@fedia.io
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This is the most depressing greentext I’ve read in a while.

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ryannathans@aussie.zone
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Could have just got it delivered

Anon is a bit more than just depressing

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Or just order without the shenanigans. Nobody cares, and if they ask (why would they), just say you’re picking up dinner for the family. I do that all the time wearing sweatpants or whatever (WFH), and I’ve never had someone ask. I’m not fat or anything, but fat people are in the same situation, so it really doesn’t matter.

All they care is that you pay for your order.

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RustyShackleford@literature.cafe
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Jfc, reading this depressed the hell out of me.

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