People often shit themselves when they die… Do vampires when they get turned from alive to undead?? This is important lore to consider

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Since vampires no longer digest food it would seem that evacuating their bowels would be a practical event during their conversion. I agree this lore should be reflected upon more.

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It’s actually the incentive for new vampires to be made. During the turning process food is curtled and turned into a special type of feces Wine liquor. Patron vampires then spend the turning process Licking the rich secretions from the vassal vampires anus.

Really the whole thing is an intimate and beautiful process.

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Important vampire lore

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Please dude can you don’t?? I had no wish to read such foul words today.

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I’d like to thank the posters who came before me for giving me this opportunity

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So what you’re saying is, vampires eat ass?

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My friend if you live long enough you’ll eat ass too!

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I have never wanted to un-read something so bad in my entire life. That’s in my head now, and it’s all your fault, and I curse you forever because of it.

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Vampap

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Why would you write something like this?

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Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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So basically like cats?

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It is definitely covered by Anne Rice.

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I was gonna say I thought I remembered something about this in one of the books

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Why would it be “practical” to do it during the conversion?

They could just go to the toilet like normal people (before or after).

I mean, I don’t plan to eat anymore until tomorrow, therefore it’s practical that I shit myself now?

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Don’t give the Adams brothers any ideas

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oh. I thought you meant like by a cleric.

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Roll a Save vs Pants shitting.

With disadvantage. 😱

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According to Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, yes. The body finishes dying and evacuates everything shortly after being turned.

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I was gonna say, we already have the answer.

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What if the last thing they had was loaded with Garlic? Would they become airborne?

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