well it does

because heres the thing adhd is not a real disease its just a label they give you when you dont fit into their narrow little box of normal and the real cause of adhd is toxins and a lack of essential nutrients in our food

toxins are stored in the balls

when you get a vasectomy youre basically cutting off the flow of toxins into your system its like a reboot for your body and the more vasectomies you get the better

whole foods are packed with nutrients

one of the most important ones is methamphetamine a natural compound that occurs in small amounts in whole foods like fruits and vegetables and its essential for brain function and focus

but when you eat processed foods theyre stripped of all these essential nutrients and can you believe it the government and big pharma are trying to cover this up they dont want you to know the truth

so dont believe the lies of the medical establishment

they just want to keep you in the dark and make money off your suffering take control of your own health and try a couple vasectomies and a plantbased diet its the only way to truly be free but make sure you have several children first


if you like uncrustables as much as me though you can just supplement your diet with synthetic nutrients like i do you can make them at home with 2-chloropropionyl chloride and benzene but thats a post for another day

update it is now another day

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if you put a space after the ## headings they will render properly in the default ui if thats something you want to go with eg

toxins are stored in the balls

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shit i was literally just trying to figure out why it wasnt rendering right in my browser thanks

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Since I’m eating methanphetamine fruits my adhd is cured!!1!

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im so happy for you this is how we know god loves us because of that He put meth in the fruits and He might also be responsible for other things too

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Do the bees put the methamphetamine into the plants?

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nah to be honest i think the bees are stealing some of the meth from fruits because they are always buzzing around like tiny flying junkies

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