patriot pro tip #1

if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt

patriot pro tip #2

if you and at least 2 buddies are bored enough you can all get in a circle and jerk off yourselves and/or each other and it can be a really good time and i recommend it

patriot pro tip #3

you can make free polls online anybody can do it and it makes you look very official i made one and i use it all the time you can just reuse the same one making it very ecofriendly to appease the liberals

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thank you for being the sole defender of democracy chad mctruth

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i do what i can thank you for your support next step is saving the world

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i’ve spent many hours looking through hunter biden’s laptop and if you need something to look at while trying pro tip #2 i can recommend.

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oh man and you know he gets free government backdoor access to all the premium sites too i bet theres good stuff on there its so unfair that just because hes the presidents son he gets the whole internet handed to him on a silver spoon but thats why trump treats his kids like he doesnt love em to keep it fair so theyre just like you and me

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dont forget osama bin ladens goon material in his compound

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us regular folks get access to that too thankfully its how i watch tom & jerry for free https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index_video.html

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patriot pro tip

  • if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt

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