47 points

This is so over the top that it loops back around and I love it now actually

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…yeah, my inner twelve-year-old would rock this house so hard: blockbuster party friday night, cartoons saturday morning, bike ride to the candy store then GI joes in the backyard saturday afternoon, SNICK followed by staying up way too late playing D+D saturday night, more D+D sunday morning, then jetski rides and a hot dog cookout before wrapping up the weekend with amazing stories, the young indiana jones chronicles, star trek, and finally falling asleep in my bunk bed…

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12 points

Same. I bet you’re always seeing something new since every flat surface is covered in something.

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2 points

Apart from the urinal. Plain steel, no embellishment. And the sauna - plain wood, not even a carving or a ceramic tile.

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I imagine carvings in a sauna would be a bad idea because the hot and humid room can easily fuck up wood. Also if you ever need to clean the sauna good luck cleaning carvings. Ceramic tiles also have to be very deliberate in it’s usage. You put them anywhere besides the floor and you get hot plates ready to burn your skin off and if you put them on the floor you get a nice slippery surface.

When it comes to saunas you can’t really go wrong with wood. It’s not fancy but it’s super functional.

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45 points

Me: 209 photos? There can’t be that many details… Oh my.

I’m prepared to let them off as there are two slides and the dining table is a Viking ship.

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I kinda love it. I don’t think I’d want to live there, but it looks amazingly creative.

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I agree ! There are a lot of cool things in there. I still think this is a ridiculous size for a house, but it fits the overall theme I guess.

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9 points

This is what renaissance people thought future would be like

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8 points

I like the Viking boat room - it’s the one that looks the least like Sheogorath sneezed in it.

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36 points

The tension between exquisite craftsmenship, gaudy, and hoarding is amazing. Every single wall is lined with things, nothing really flows together, and it’s super obvious that the people who built this place, along with a lot of the furniture, were very skilled.

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25 Million dollar house, cheap teal vinyl on stainless fridge…

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23 points

“that’s such a beautiful location! How bad can the inside- oh sweet baby Jesus what’s going on here?”

But to be honest I think I’d rather have this than the soulless minimalistic monochromatic design we see everywhere these days

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But to be honest I think I’d rather have this than the soulless minimalistic monochromatic design we see everywhere these days

You mean one of those homes that strives so hard to make it look like nobody lives in it?

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5 points

That’s the ones.

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10 points

That “beautiful location” will probably be under water in a few years. Not to mention the shitty government in Florida you would have to put up with if you lived there.

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15 points

I’m also short about $25 million so it’s all a moot point anyway 🤷‍♂️

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