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Geography and English.

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I’m mean, sure - it looks a long way if go the south-east route. But there’s a short-cut if you go northwest - Iceland, Greenland, New Zealand, bosch.

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Help, my map doesn’t have New Zealand and I got lost

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Is this a reference to that post about shipping mines to IKEA?

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Now you’re thinking with portals!

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In case this wasn’t sarcastic, the map doesn’t wrap North to South like in Asteroids, it only wraps East to West, like Pac-Man.

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What happens if you go due Norf then?

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In case of the most common map, Mercator projection, if you go exactly due Norf you’ll come out from the top of the map, facing due Souf, 180° of longitude (Eaft or Weft, doesn’t matter) away.

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The world is a donut?

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In Asteroids – yes.

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No, it is an oval on top of a giant turtle.

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Haha, what a fucking plonker. England is nowhere near Australia.

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