What.
The.
Fuck.
It’s for parents more concerned about kids touching themselves than priests touching their kids.
That kid is going to develop a bondage fetish
I’m glad this is clearly a satire website, because people have suggested and performed much much much worse in reality. A certain purveyor of corn flakes comes to mind
Kellogg: The Great American Cum Doctor | BEHIND THE BASTARDS YouTube link
Those corn flakes weren’t made to be a good breakfast time meal, friends.
When I was about 14 I had a friend whose mom caught him masturbating. She duct taped oven mitts to his hands every night before bed for a week until Sunday, when she took him to their priest. The priest told her, basically, she was crazy. Masturbation is a sin, yada yada Catholic line, but that she could not duct tape her child’s hands at night, and because it was a counseling session and not a confessional, he would be required to report her if it continued.
Dude was so fucking messed up, though. Kept up with him on Facebook for a while after j moved, and he ended up doing a lot of SI and then in his mid twenties went full goth and got a shit ton of piercings and tattoos to cover the scars.
because it was a counseling session and not a confessional, he would be required to report her if it continued.
Wtf…
Priests are technically mandatory reporters for any abuse found out about outside of the confessionals.
I should clarify:
The wtf is multifaceted.
- the fact that the reporting requirement is qualified by the role he was playing
- the fact that he would report her “if she continued”
- the fact that he shared he could report her at all if the first two conditions were met
