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“We increase the disk/ram consumption, reinstalled edge for you (you can’t scape) and added a few ads somewhere. Have fun!”

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Then you are incredibly lucky.

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Linux updates: here’s the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

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Linux update: Changes little number in neofetch

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also breaks every possible driver

but hey, you can do them without a full restart most of the time :)

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only when you update your kernel could that happen. But then you can always return to your old kernel.

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you can now summon a demon daemon to do your bidding

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But only if you fork it twice

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The new update was candy crush! You uninstalled it before, but we think you were mistaken.

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We saw you uninstalled candy crush. We fixed that for you.

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46 points

1 small security fix and 10 more spying software

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Only 10? They’re being gentle this time.

What major feature is bring removed next update?

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They lubed us up first.

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and a partridge in a pear tree

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It just wanted to try to trick you into making edge your default browser and setting up a Microsoft account again

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sounds about right

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