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We werent using those laws anyway.

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Probably just figuring out how to have a page with the 2nd Amendment included, but not the 1st, 4th, 14th, 19th, and probably a few others

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2nd and 13th are all they care about.

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13th? Not a chance… unless you’re only talking about the part where slavery is legal for someone who is incarnated.

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I am.

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The canary is dying over there.

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The canary croaked in November. The minors are already gasping for air.

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They cleaned every subpage off the site

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Yeah, a whole bunch of pages aren’t working. Could just be a redesign rolling out as gracefully as every other Trump policy.

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Trump is probably regretting giving away all those pens, they’re all needed to scribble on the constitution and mark things redacted.

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