102 points

“Have a 4chan?” Isn’t 4chan loginless?

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Surely they mean that they fear they will fall in love with someone only to find out that they’re the infamous hacker known as 4chan

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27 points

Sage

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3 points

Wait I thought anon was run by two people. Anon and femanon.

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1 point

Who is this 4chan?

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28 points
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Now everyone just uses the same username “anon” as a sort of running gag.

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Sort of*

No*?

I’m assuming this has something to do with you being Dutch. But otherwise that was a nice joke, 5/7

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8 points

No. It was a combination of it being 6 a.m., this being a shitpost community, and autocorrect.

Also it’s very ignorant to assume someone makes a typo just because of their nationality.

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27 points

to be fair to this person finding out someone you love paid for 4chan pass would be absolutely devastating

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18 points

Not if you have 4chan gold!

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11 points

Fucking normies not knowing about 4chan platinum.

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3 points

Is that the one that makes you become an hero?

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15 points

It remains loginless but you have to verify your email address or wait 900 seconds before every post.

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19 points

tripfags hate this one simple trick

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4 points

wait 900 seconds before every post.

This only applies for the first post, you’re probably deleting their cookie that tracks your browser.

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4 points

I’ve never actually waited the 900 seconds.

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4 points

Only if you’re not what they call a “tripfag”.

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98 points

have 4chan

deep web

Lmao

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39 points

I believe that the deep web used to refer to websites not referenced on search engines. Which was the case for 4 chan.

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I think this is still the definition

The deep web,[1] invisible web,[2] or hidden web[3] are parts of the World Wide Web whose contents are not indexed by standard web search-engine programs.

But I don’t remember a time that 4chan didn’t appear on search results, it’s just that the content disappears so quickly that the result you do get (and you get some results) aren’t worth much, so they’re demphasized. But I remember a long while back searching on Google with “site:4chan.org” and getting results.

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19 points

Facebook is also deep Web for most of it. Normies are the real freaks.

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genuinely this. I used to think the dark web was so evil but then I found that it’s literally just 70% people trying to scam idiots for money with edgy murder shops, 20% broken websites, and 10% dope ass art projects.

The real harm is YouTube shorts. Not even TikTok, it’s relatively tame with some attention seekers. YouTube shorts makes rapists come off as the good people in society and seeing some kid IRL praise Andrew Tate is 1000x more terrifying than any decapitated head photo or jumpscare could be.

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I think I agree but tiktok did help a rapist win the presidency.

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26 points

I can has a 4chan?

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10 points

Who is this 4chan?

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3 points

do we even know?

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1 point

Nope, they were clearly dating moot

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22 points

How does one get a 4chan and how to avoid it? Is there a Vax?

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No.

Vax makes autist. Entire 4chan is autist. Therefore vax causes 4chan. QED

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This community really shows how nice and wholesome /b/ really is, I think I’ll go there now

Oh wait the entire first page of the board is filled with pervert shit

Edit: on a refresh, there’s also some nazi sympathizing. Cool! Wholesome!

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We got another one

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