Confidential sources brought this image to my attention.

Analysis needed.


Tags: Trump; standing lessons


CW: Stormfront

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🎶DONNIE ARE YOU OKAY🎶

🎶WILL YOU TELL US🎶

🎶THAT YOU’RE OKAY🎶

🎶THERE’S A SIGN IN THE WINDOW🎶

🎶ELON STRUCK YOU🎶

🎶A CRESCENDO, DONNIE🎶

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31 points

the horizon line isn’t level. rotate it and you’ll see Trump is the only one standing weird

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27 points

also just noticed the air force guy doing the lol

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17 points

Not to be a bubble burster, but that’s the appropriate way to stand at attention

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22 points

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31 points

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14 points

Smooth criminal

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Is this loss?

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27 points

Body language experts say Trump is privately grieving.

It’s loss.

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28 points

The short king next to the stairs has so many medals he looks like Gaddafi.

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33 points

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24 points

Combination of heel lift, to look taller, and wearing a girdle to hide his gut, preventing an arched back. Plus he’s probably trying to drape his suit over his gut and puff his chest, kind of like sucking in.

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