50 points

I don’t want a large Farva I want a goddamned liter of cola.

Liter is French for give me some fucking cola.

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48 points

ah this is a common cultural misperception, the yankee does not drink all of that in one sitting–rather like an ant this precious nectar is preserved and transited to a yankee hive where it becomes a collective sustenance of marginal lukewarm hydration over several days, or mixed with low grade liquor, as demands vary.

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Nah, people are definitely drinking these whole.

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31 points

FFS i’m a professional yankkkeeologist, it is known for a fact in the scientific community that liter cola is a primary forage category of the yankee genus and fed to the larvae.

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28 points

I believe your data has not accounted for the discrepancy between the domesticated Doordash yankee (which is limited in it’s foraging capacity), and the free grazing wild yankee who’s habitat permits access to free refills

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19 points

Here’s the thing. You just said a “krakkker” is a “yankkkee”.

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one is arguing that.

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12 points

Can’t get a refill until you drink the whole thing.

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4 points

You can pry my jack and coke from my cold dead hands goddammit

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46 points

Mostly ice.

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Unless it’s self serve.

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35 points
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It’s to take home after the meal and sip at your desk.

Edit: I like waiting for the ice to melt and then sipping that ice cold water with the slight flavor of diet coke. God I love trash.

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Yeah that’s always what I’ve done. Get a 32 ounce fountain drink somewhere and just sit at my desk with it for a while.

And if fountain drinks weren’t 32 ounces, I’d just buy two bottles or cans instead. They taste better, and would probably be about the same price with other nation’s fountain drink sizes. What can I say, my soda addiction replaced my fent addiction. I just love bubbly water with sugar in it. I’m so glad I get it for free at work. Probably doesn’t help my stomach issues though

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18 points
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Yeah, I’d say sugar is a harm reduction from fentanyl.

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I’m so glad I get it for free at work

god i’d trade our coffee machine for that in a heartbeat however much value i’m currently draining from my company by being lazy and stealing tampons would double instantly

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Work in a shit enough job and your soda is always free 😎

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17 points

Dude even if you drink that shit over the course of 24 hours a litre of coke is too much

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16 points

oh most definitely

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34 points

500 ml already feels insane to ingest, USians are NOT OK

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12 points

We’ve been screaming for years that we aren’t ok

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8 points

That’s how much coke I drink in a year

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