it most certainly IS carbonated though.
Yes, but the concentration of CO₂ is about 420 ppm from 2023 measurements. Whereas your average carbonated soda is around 10,000 to 15,000 ppm. And most people call anything below 2,000 ppm flat.
Something to consider.
At the very least, we’re doing our damnedest to fill the ocean with carbonic acid
The Earth’s surface area is about 70% percent covered by water.
More than 95 percent of the water is in the oceans, and they make up less than 1 percent of the Earth’s total volume.
If you go by mass instead of volume the fraction is even lower.
Very true, and although my specialty is not geology, I’m fairly confident the magma is also not carbonated.
Idk, how do you explain geysers? If you taste the water runoff, it’s very clearly carbonated (and nasty with a very metallic taste).
I’m not a geologist either, but I know there is in fact have a lot of gaz dissolved into magma.
Considering there is far more magma than water on earth, I can confidently say that eath is not flat.
Since I am a pedant, I would agree with you after looking up volcanic gas composition. I love how we can get to the smart stuff via dumb memes.
Hey, we’re working on it alright.
We just need to continue to pump carbon dioxide into the atmosphere and eventually all the water will be carbonated.
We’re working really hard on turning the oceans into Perrier though.