I learned from Radio Free Asia that every North Korean soldier must ritualistically burn their face off when they join the military to show their devotion to the State.

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This shit would sound farfetched in a kojima game.

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Every North Korean soldier must also wear pants with a bunch of holes ripped in them and can’t wear shirts because they breath through their skin and too much clothing will lead to suffocation.

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Direct sunlight also resuscitates them.

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Because their “Dear Leader” has a face, no citizens are allowed to lest they claim to be Kim Jong Un and confuse the public.

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there are no bodies because they keep getting revived with juche necromancy to fight on another day

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This man is singlehandedly depleting the entire European cocaine supply.

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Bullshit. Everyone knows North Koreans are immune to fire damage.

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This is only because of Juche necromancy

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Kim Jong UN implants napalm in the forehead of every citizen so he can remote detonate their faces when they’ve served their purpose.

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