I learned from Radio Free Asia that every North Korean soldier must ritualistically burn their face off when they join the military to show their devotion to the State.
Every North Korean soldier must also wear pants with a bunch of holes ripped in them and can’t wear shirts because they breath through their skin and too much clothing will lead to suffocation.
there are no bodies because they keep getting revived with juche necromancy to fight on another day
This man is singlehandedly depleting the entire European cocaine supply.
Bullshit. Everyone knows North Koreans are immune to fire damage.
Kim Jong UN implants napalm in the forehead of every citizen so he can remote detonate their faces when they’ve served their purpose.