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When C++ changes your gender.

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All programmers are secretly femboys.

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Huh. I should probably shave this beard.

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9 points

No,no. leave it on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I thought that was Rust’s job! Rust can only be mastered by trans women and femboys.

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I thought that was a joke while I was learning Rust, but then it actually happened to me :3

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2 points

what about haskell!?!?

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11 points

what’s a gender?

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11 points

A gender in DEEZ NUTS!!

… Did I do it right?

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Not exactly but the enthusiasm is there.

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35 points

I’m not even there yet, I’m just trying to resolve my IDE configuration issues

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Me irl spending an hour trying to figure out why vscode reformats pasted code by 2 spaces when I’ve set 4 spaces for indent as the default… so I could write ten lines of code (as a hobbyist)…

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SPACES FOR INDENTS???!? 😤

You’re one of these pre-incrementers? smh

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My manager was helping me debug someone else’s embedded firmware and the first thing he did was change the Keil preferences from tabs to spaces :/

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Me:

  • Need to debug a program
  • Debugger doesn’t work
  • Need to debug the debugger
  • Look at a hardware bug in the CPU that breaks ptrace syscall /s
  • Go find a bucket of sand.
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I’m not even even there yet, I am still installing my 37th loading bar plugin

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12 points

I’m confused.

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It’s an anime meme or something, no idea why it’s in this community.

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its both, a meme about having to debug c++ code i guess

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“lexicon.obj : error LNK2019: unresolved external symbol “void __cdecl Error(class std::basic_string,class std::allocator >)” (?Error@@YAXV?$basic_string@DU?$char_traits@D@std@@V?$allocator@D@2@@std@@@Z) referenced in function “private: void __thiscall Vector::checkRange(int,char const *)” (?checkRange@?$Vector@UcharT@Lexicon@@@@AAEXHPBD@Z)” 😭

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Good luck!

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Anime source btw: OreGairu

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