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RobotToaster@mander.xyz
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Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.

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CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.

I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.

Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.

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DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn’t have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.

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Mac@mander.xyz
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All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don’t know much about it though.

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.

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1984@lemmy.today
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They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.

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CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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It’s used by Tony fucking Stark.

I mean, I can suspend disbelief that he is Iron Man and has futuristic fights with aliens

But I cannot believe that same man uses fucking Oracle Cloud.

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naeap@sopuli.xyz
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My Password Is 1234@lemmy.world
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ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?

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My Password Is 1234@lemmy.world
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Whoa, whoa, there are people who like Windows?

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Gork@lemm.ee
98 points

All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

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thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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TempleOS is the one TRUE OS

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ebolapie@lemmy.world
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TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.

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andros_rex@lemmy.world
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But it isn’t Linux.

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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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This is the only universal truth any Linux user intuitively knows in their heart.

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Tiempo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!

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Itsamelemmy@lemmy.zip
90 points

Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s

If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.

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nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br
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Your dad is a great dadjoker!

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besmtt@lemmy.world
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nfms@lemmy.ml
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This actually looks cool with several robots being supported

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droans@midwest.social
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If you want a smart vacuum but don’t want to lose your privacy or be reliant on a cloud service, Valetudo is the way to go.

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D:\side\@mastodon.ml
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@besmtt the only right answer to this question as *meant*, not as *written*. :blobcatfingerguns:

@NONE_dc

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Quik@infosec.pub
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You’ve just sent me down another rabbit hole. Thanks man…

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