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What if space drugs are like catnip and it gets the aliens high but does nothing for humans?

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There’s an 80’s movie with a plot like that, the aliens integrate wholly into society and a secret cabal plans to enslave them because laundry soap is like supercrack to them.

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I’m just thinking of Alien Nation, with organ meat being a favourite of the aliens, and getting drunk on sour milk.

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Alien Nation?

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I loved those movies and the show when I was a kid. They got drunk drinking curdled milk.

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But catnip does have some effect, just none of the downsides of a full drug

What if space drugs are all the fun and none of the bad for humans?

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“Yeah, but you guys can’t access dimension 6-9 simultaneously like we can, so it effectively doesn’t exist for you. Sorry, bud. If your own species’ genitalia are insufficient for copulation, have you considered those of your… (checks info-shard) sheep? They seem to be rather accommodating.”

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“Aye laddae dae doan caul meh Queue-manderrrrr (roll the r) MacLambshags ferrr nuh’in!”

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Arirals. Literally

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Boy what a rabbit hole I just went down

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This already happened.

There’s a story about a scout ship that landed in the Western Hemisphere of Sol 3, and they decided to talk with the locals.

They offered them anything they wanted from the unitary matter replicator, as a show of good faith.

Unfortunately the counselors had absolutely no idea what a “pothead” or “stoner” was and so the two humans left after each synthesizing a bushel (a long branch around 2 meters tall) of a cannabinoid dense Terran plant.

They lodged their reports that the species on Sol 3 wasn’t intelligent enough to understand technology given they requested herbs/plants from a machine that could produce literally any compound known to nature, including cures for many diseases afflicting their world.

The subchapter text was based on the vocalizations of the pair, who said: “Ayyy” followed by “Lah-Mao”.

:vivid shrug:

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Whats your reference material? It appears interesting.

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Haha, nice try, there is no reference material

Sol 3 doesn’t exist c:

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For some reason I thought you’d end with the two terrans being Cheech and Chong.

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Source: Sometime I jus’ be sayin’ ish fr

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Aliens: “shit out of luck…now take me to your dealer!”

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ESPECIALLY space heroin…

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Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere

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