Found this question on an Instagram reel as dating advice for girls if they don’t know what to talk about and that men have a lot of opinions about this. Let’s see if she’s right.
All three - pirate against capitalism, cowboy against society, and samurai because their swords are awesome and they bathe.
A cowboy. I was born in the western US and spent some of my young life on a cattle ranch. It’s hard work and at the end of the day, there’s a sense of accomplishment.
Not interested in being a pirate, stealing isn’t my thing. I don’t like the idea of slicing and dicing people, so samurai wouldn’t work for me either.
Fictionally, a samurai. But for real, I guess cowboy is the most sane option…
Not even considering being a pirate makes me wonder what you were thinking about? Like being in a fictional world is most awesome thing that can happen to you ever. But also for real their life isn’t that bad as being scalped alive
Cowboy - Pros: lowest chance of death, honest work for honest pay. Cons: hard work for low pay
Pirate - Does internet piracy count? I get seasick to easily to be the boat kind. Also the death.
Samurai - Maybe an Edo period samurai, when they were mostly bureaucrats.
