I’m never gonna boil plastic with my food no matter what the label says
FRESH!
That bad boy right there serves 3 whole, entire men! Look at how fresh it is! It’s even protein blasted; if that wasn’t enough, you may even receive a special visit from Davis, who could appear without warning any time and any place. Is he hostile? Who knows, but the satisfaction of this fresh, round meal will surely dull the pain of your demise (either by Davis or intestinal destruction)
Even though this isn’t real, I’ve had the slop that inspired this and trust me you don’t want to know what it would taste like.
It’s spherical. SPHERICAL!
Finally; some accompaniment to my pizzaball